10 things you'll never hear a woman say...
- I'm bored. Let's shave my fanny!
- Shouldn't you be down the pub with your mates?
- That was a great fart! Do another one!
- I've decided to stop wearing clothes in the house.
- You're so sexy with a hangover.
- I'd rather go and play Virtual Fighter than go shopping.
- Let's start subscribing to Penthouse.
- Would you like to see a video of me going down on my friend?
- I'll swallow it all... I love the taste of cum.
- Are you sure you've had enough to drink?