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10 things you'll never hear a woman say...

  1. I'm bored. Let's shave my fanny!
  2. Shouldn't you be down the pub with your mates?
  3. That was a great fart! Do another one!
  4. I've decided to stop wearing clothes in the house.
  5. You're so sexy with a hangover.
  6. I'd rather go and play Virtual Fighter than go shopping.
  7. Let's start subscribing to Penthouse.
  8. Would you like to see a video of me going down on my friend?
  9. I'll swallow it all... I love the taste of cum.
  10. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?

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