- Whats the difference between Bill Clinton and JFK?
One of them had his head blown off in the back of a car, the other was
- What is the similarity between a woman and a tornado?
When theycome, they're wet and windy and when they go, they take the house
- What is so bad about being an egg?
You only get laid once, you only get smashed once, it takes ten minutes to
get hard and the only person to sit on your face is your mother.