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Unix commands

Caveat Lector Hanibal: I don't know if these really work, though I'm told they do in a csh, or they might fail nastilly.


} % make love
} Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
}
} % got a light?
} No match.
}
} % sleep with me
} bad character
}
} % man: Why did you get a divorce?
} man:: Too many arguments.
}
} % man woman
} no man entry for woman
}
} % make 'heads or tails of all this'
} Make: Don't know how to make heads or tails of all this. Stop.
}
} % \(-
} (-: Command not found.
}
} % date me
} You are not superuser: date not set
} Thu Aug 25 15:52:30 PDT 1988
}
} % man rear
} No manual entry for rear.
}
} % * How would you describe Clinton
} *: Ambiguous.
}
} % %Vice-President
} %Vice-President: No such job.
}
} % ls Meese-Ethics
} Meese-Ethics not found
}
} % ^How did the^sex change operation go?
} Modifier failed.
}
} % set i="Labour_Policy";mkdir $i;chmod 000 $i;ls $i
} Labour_Policy unreadable
}
} % awk "Polly, the ship is sinking"
} awk: syntax error near line 1
} awk: bailing out near line
}
} % 'thou shalt not commit adultery'
} thou shalt not commit adultery: Command not found.

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