The Ages of Women
Ages of Men
- Between the ages of 13 and 18, she is like Africa...virgin and
- Between the ages of 19 and 35, she is like Asia...hot and exotic.
- Between the ages of 36 and 45, she is like America...fully explored,
breathtakingly beautiful, and free with her resources.
- Between the ages of 46 and 56, she is like Europe...exhausted, but
still has points of interest.
- After 56 she is like Australia...everybody knows it's down there but who
gives a damn.
- Between the ages of 18 and 26...Tri-weekly.
- Between the ages of 27 and 46...Try, weekly.
- Over 47...Try, weakly.