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Radio interview

Excerpt from a recent live radio interview on one of the regional Welsh stations, a female newscaster is interviewing the leader of a Youth club:

Interviewer: So, Mr Jones, what are you going to do with these children on this adventure holiday?

Jones: We're going to teach them climbing, abseiling, canoeing, archery, shooting...

Interviewer: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible isn't it?

Jones: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the range.

Interviewer: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

Jones: I don't see how, we will be teaching them proper range discipline before they even touch a firearm.

Interviewer: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

Jones: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute but you're not one, are you?

Needless to say, the interview was terminated almost immediately.

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