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This man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots of tequila. the bar tender says "wow 12 shots, what are you celebrating?" The man says "I'm celebrating my first blow job" The bartender says "wow, then I'll make the 13th one on the house" Them man then says "no thanks, if 12 don't get that taste out of my mouth, the 13th one sure as hell ain't gonna do it."

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