Imagine if all major retailers started producing
- Safeway condoms, lightening the load.
- Sainsburys condoms, making life taste better.
- Tesco condoms, every little helps.
- Nike condoms, Just do it.
- Peugeot condoms, The ride of your life.
- Galaxy condoms, Why have rubber when you can have silk?
- KFC condoms, Finger licking good.
- M&M condoms, melt in your mouth not in your hands.
- Abbey National condoms, because life is complicated enough.
- Durecell condoms, keep going and going.
- Macintosh condoms, it does more, it costs less, it's that simple.
- Pringles condoms, once you pop you can't stop.
- Burger King condoms, home of the big WOPPER!
- GoodYear condoms, for a long ride go wide.
- FcUK condoms, no comment required.
- Muller Light condoms, so much pleasure but where's the pain?
- Flash condoms, just sit back, relax, and let flash do all the hard work.
- Halford condoms, we go the extra mile.
- On Digital condoms, plug in and play.
- Royal Mail condoms, i saw this and thought of you.
- Andrex condoms, soft strong and very very long.
- Renault condoms, size does matter.