DraculaOne day Dracula is walking down the street when suddenly 10 tons of smoked salmon sandwiches, bridge rolls, pitted olives, chicken wings, chipolatas, tomato salad, pizza slices and crisps descends on him from a great height and knocks him to the ground.
"Oh no!" he gasps with his dying breath . . .
(Wait for It!!)
"It's Buffet the Vampire Slayer!"