How to speak about Women and be Politically Correct
- She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED CITIZEN.
- She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.
- She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
- She does not TEASE or FLIRT - She engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION.
- She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
- She has not BEEN AROUND - She has PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANIONSHIP.
- She does not GET YOU EXCITED -She causes TEMPORARY BLOOD DISPLACEMENT.
- She is not KINKY - She is a CREATIVE CARETAKER.
- She does not have a KILLER BODY - She is TERMINALLY ATTRACTIVE.
- She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
- She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
- She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
- She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.
- She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
- She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
- She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.
- She is not a TWO BIT WHORE - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.