David BeckhamBeckham runs in early from training one afternoon and dashes to the bedroom to find Posh spread out on the bed naked huffing and puffing.
"What are you doing?" asks David with a hint of suspicion. Posh stutters a reply "I'm er, er.... I'm having a heart attack" "Oh no" he cries in despair "I'll call an ambulance" he runs downstairs picks up the phone and begins dialling 999.
However, he is stopped in his tracks by a tearful Brooklyn. "What's a matter, son" asks Becks.
"Uncle Giggsy is in the wardrobe with no clothes on, Daddy" sniffles Brooklyn.
Infuriated by this Beckham runs upstairs and kicks down the wardrobe door. Sure enough, the carpet chested Welsh tosser is stood there starkers.
"You wanker, Giggsy" screams Becks. "My wife is right over there having a heart attack, and you're running around bollock naked scaring Brooklyn".