Tiger WoodsTiger Woods drives his huge Volvo into a garage in Cork, on his tour of Ireland. The attendant at the pump greets him in a typical Cork manner, unawares as to who the golf pro is...
"Top o' the mornin' to ya, sor"
Tiger Woods bends down to pick up the pump, but two tees fall out of his top pocket onto the ground.
"What are dey, son?" says the attendant.
"They're called tees" replies Tiger Woods.
"What're dey fur?" enquires the Cork man.
"They're for puttin' my balls on while I'm drivin'" says Tiger Woods
"Jaysus", says the Cork man, "Dem boys at Volvo tink of foockin' everyting!!!"