David BeckhamDavid Beckham decides one day that he is sick and tired of all these beckham jokes and how he is perceived as stupid, so he decides to show Posh just how smart he really is. While Posh is out shopping, he decides that he is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after his wife leaves for the shops, he gets down to the task at hand.
Posh arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. Shem walks into the living room and finds Becks lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. She notices thathe is wearing a ski jacket and a cashmere coat at the same time.
Posh goes over and asks him if he is ok. He replies yes. She asks what he is doing. He replies that he wanted to prove to her that he is not as dumb as everyone thinks and he wanted to do it by painting the house. She then asks him why he has a ski jacket over his cashmere coat. He replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said....
FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.