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God In Academia

Why God never recieved a lectureship at any university:
  1. He had only one major publication.
  2. It had no references.
  3. It wasn't published in a refereed journal.
  4. Some even doubt he wrote it himself.
  5. He may have created the world, but what has he done since?
  6. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
  7. The scientific community has never been able to replicate his results.
  8. He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to use human subjects.
  9. When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it up by drowning the subjects.
  10. He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book.
  11. Some say he had his son teach the class.
  12. He expelled his first two students for learning.
  13. Although there were only ten requirements most students failed his tests.
  14. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain-top.

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