God In Academia
Why God never recieved a lectureship at any
- He had only one major publication.
- It had no references.
- It wasn't published in a refereed journal.
- Some even doubt he wrote it himself.
- He may have created the world, but what has he done
- His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
- The scientific community has never been able to
replicate his results.
- He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission
to use human subjects.
- When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it
up by drowning the subjects.
- He rarely came to class, just told students to
read the book.
- Some say he had his son teach the class.
- He expelled his first two students for learning.
- Although there were only ten requirements most
students failed his tests.
- His office hours were infrequent and usually held
on a mountain-top.