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Unofficial Macarena's song

The Masturbata
(sung to tune of the Macaraena) Sitting in my house, and I know that I'm alona,
Feeling kinda horny, got a jingle in my bona,
Go and grab a Penthouse its the one with Sharon Stona
Hey Masturbata!!

I go a little faster and its feeling kind of nicea
Once ain't enough so I have to do it twicea.
If you wanna spank the monkey I can give you good advicea.
Hey Masturbata!!

I use some baby oil or a little Vaselina,
Laying down a towel so I keep my carpet cleana
Never shake my hand cause you don't know where its beena
Hey Masturbata!!

I do it in the car when I'm driving down the streeta,
One hand on the wheel and the other's on my meata,
I can't get out the car cause I'm sticking to the seata,
Hey Masturbata!

Since I was a kid I have been a Masturbata,
Choke the chicken, hum the knob, squeezing the tomata
I've looked at Miss Nove ber now I'n gonna decorate her
Hey Masturbata!

Buffing the banana, Mr. Lizard, bacon shakinga
Pounding on the flounder and its mayonnaise I'm makinga
Spank the frank, wax the carrot, god my hand is achinga.
Hey Masturbata!

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