Spam index | prev | next | random

More unix commands

}% rm meese-ethics
}rm: meese-ethics nonexistent
}
}
}% ar m God
}ar: God does not exist
}
}
}% "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?
}Unmatched ".
}
}
}% ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
}Modifier failed.
}
}
}% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
}Too many ('s.
}
}
}% make love
}Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
}
}
}% sleep with me
}bad character
}
}
}% got a light?
}No match.
}
}
}% man: why did you get a divorce?
}man:: Too many arguments.
}
}
}% ^What is saccharine?
}Bad substitute.
}
}
}% %blow
}%blow: No such job.
}
}
}% \(-
}(-: Command not found.
}
}
}$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
}no sense in pretending!
}
}
}$ drink <bottle; opener
}bottle: cannot open
}opener: not found
}
}
}$ mkdir matter; cat <matter
}matter: cannot create
}

Spam index | prev | next | random