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One liners

  1. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
  2. The Dark Ages Was Caused by the Y1K problem.
  3. If your voting could really change things, Congress would make it illegal.
  4. A fool and his money can throw one hell of a party.
  5. When blondes have more fun do they know it?
  6. Money isn't everything but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
  7. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
  8. Am I ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
  9. The statement below is true. The statement above is false.
  10. I don't have a license to kill but I do have a learners permit.
  11. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
  12. I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes.
  13. Time is fun when you're having flies. Kermit
  14. Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
  15. Toilet stolen from Police Station. Cops have nothing to go on.
  16. If you think there is good in everybody then you obviously haven't met everybody.
  17. All power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat though.
  18. If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're built upside down.
  19. Here I am !!! What are your other two wishes?
  20. Taxation WITH representation ain't much fun either.
  21. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
  22. Confession is good for the soul but bad for your career.
  23. Gargling is a good way to see if your throat leaks.
  24. Gun Control: Use both hands.
  25. Remember: First you pillage then you burn.
  26. To err is human. To forgive is against company policy.
  27. If Ignorance Is Bliss, You must be Orgasmic.
  28. Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
  29. If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
  30. Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge to market reproductive organs.
  31. Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake.
  32. Half The People In The World Are Below Average
  33. Failure Is Not An Option. It's bundled with your software.
  34. Honk If You Love Peace and Quiet
  35. Strip Mining Prevents Forest Fires.
  36. I'm pretty sure that sex is better than logic but I can't prove it.
  37. Arkansas State Motto: Don't Ask, Don't Tell, Don't Laugh
  38. A picture may be worth a thousand words but it uses up a thousand times more memory
  39. If a thing is worth doing wouldn't it have been done already?
  40. If we weren't meant to eat animals why are they made of meat?
  41. Ham and Eggs. Just a day's work for a chicken but a lifetime commitment for a pig.

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