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Irish joke

An Irish bloke goes to the Doctor.

"Dactor, it's me ar*e. I'd loik ya ta take a look, if ya woot. Oi'm in acony."

So the Doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look. "Incredible", he says, "there is a £20 note lodged up here."

Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the Paddy's ar*e, and then a £10 appears.

"This is amazing" exclaims the Doctor, "What do you want me to do?"
"Well fur Gads sake get it out, man" shrieks the patient.

The Doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another. Finally the last note comes out and no more appear.
"Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batter. How moch is dare, den?" The Doctor counts the pile of cash. "1990 quid exactly".




Wait for it...........




"Ah, dat'd be roit. I knew I wasn't feeling too grand."

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