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Dilbert salary law

Dilbert's Salary Law

Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives.

Now we have mathmatical proof that explains why this is true:

Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power. Postulate 2: Time is Money.

As every engineer knows,

Work
--------  = Power
Time

Since Knowledge = Power, and Time = Money, we have:

Work
-------- = Knowledge
Money

Solving for Money we get:

Work
------------ = Money
Knowledge

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity regardless of the Work done.

Conclusion: The less you Know, the More you Make.

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