Childhood IllnessA young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the champagne and began undressing. When the bridegroom removed his socks, his new wife asked, "What,s wrong with your feet? Your toes look all mangled and weird.Why are your feet so gross? "I had tolio as a child," he answered. "You mean polio?" she asked. "No,tolio. The disease only affected my toes" When he took off his trousers,she said "What,s wrong with your knees?, they,re all lumpy and deformed" He replied, "I also had kneasles as a child"
"You mean measles,don,t you" she said. "No ,kneasles. It only affected my knees.
When he took off his underpants she said "don,t tell me,let me guess,.......SMALLCOX!